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Megan Hauserman will get famous one way or another

Poor Megan Hauserman. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Years and years of paying her dues as a reality show contestant and finally she gets her big break starring in her own reality show, Megan Wants A Millionaire. Then what happens? VH1 goes and cancels it just because one of the contestants strangles his girlfriend, cuts off her fingers, pulls out her teeth, stuffs her into a suitcase naked, throws her in a dumpster in the park, escapes to Canada and hangs himself in a motel. It’s like the world is conspiring against her.

That’s okay though. Megan has a plan B which is to strut around in a bikini all day until paparazzi pay attention. Failing that, she’ll just put out a sex tape or something. That always works.

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Mr. Class
Mr. Class
13 years ago

NICE LUMPY CUNT!

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