What fresh hell? Last I checked, Miley was 16 and this fella Carter Jenkins was 17. Justin and Jessica are, you know, adults, and are actually legitimate celebrities. So what those two are doing with an overly sexualized child star and a pedestrian, I’ll never know.
The 16-year-old starlet went to the Kings of Leon with Carter Jenkins, 17, an actor she briefly dated before former underwear model Justin Gaston.
Shortly after Miley and Carter arrived for the star-studded show, I’m told security escorted them to join Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in the best seats in the house—the technician’s booth!
Later, the foursome was spotted going backstage for a VIP afterparty. [E! Online]
E! Online made a poor choice of words by referring to the couples as a “foursome,” but I applaud their candor. If they hadn’t made the joke, I sure as shit would have. P.S., where is this world where 16-year-olds roam the streets of LA, hang out with award winning musicians and actresses, date a plethora of men and go to VIP parties? Where? How do I sign up? My credentials are about the same as Miley’s: I’m young, kinda cute, I can’t sing for shit, and my dad has a mullet. How bout it, Justin? Wanna grab a brewski later?
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