Morning time wasters brought to you by the undead Michael Jackson

You see that? That’s Michael Jackson getting out of the coroner’s van. He lives!

  • Chicken fried hot red pants (Britney Spears for the uninitiated). [Lainey]
  • Denise Richards took time out of her busy day to shope. [INO]
  • Peter Andre can’t windsurf. [ASL]
  • Peaches Geldof seems classy. [Holy Moly]
  • Kendra and Kourtney should stop sharing. [WIMB]
  • Matt Damon will play alien expert, Bob Lazar. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Edward “Ted” Kennedy died yesterday. [Yeeeah]
  • Top 10 fakest celebrity lips. [CNW]
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