No one likes Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan’s neighbors have had it with the paparazzi and recent robberies that the actress has recently brought upon their once quiet neighborhood. They’re now suggesting that Lindsay GTFO and find a house in a gated community with a security guard. Other celebrities in the neighborhood who haven’t brought baggage with them include Vince Vaughn and Ryan Gosling.

“The truth is that this is a very quiet neighborhood and there have been no break-ins apart from at Lindsay Lohan’s house,” a neighbor told “Since she moved in last November it has been a nightmare with all the paparazzi parking in our driveways waiting for her.”

On Monday, the house lay empty with no padlocks on the main door and with the side door missing after it had been ripped of its hinges. Lohan left the home on Sunday with three friends and a personal assistant was also seen loading-up some personal possessions into a car.

If they really want to send a message, they should board up her front door and spray the letter “A” in scarlet on there. Lindsay might not know what that means so just in case, they can also put an asterisk next to it and then in tiny print on the bottom write “get out, whore.”

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14 years ago

And call the Lip Collagen Police while you’re at it !!

14 years ago

I like her!!! Leave Lindsay ALONE!!! haha