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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were getting “cozy”

I don’t understand the appeal of Twilight at all. The vampires in that aren’t even real vampires. Their weakness is that they sparkle when exposed to sunlight. That’s like saying if I get shot, I bleed rainbows. Oh, how embarrassing! Still, tweens are crazy for this movie and they’re going to get even more crazy, the bad kind of crazy, when they find out their Edward Cullen is really hooking-up with their whoever Kristen Stewart plays in the movie.

According to the NYDN and that picture up top, Stewart and Pattinson were spotted “nuzzling” each other at a Kings of Leon concert on Saturday. An insider says, “They’ve decided to be more public about going out now. They’re not boyfriend and girlfriend, but they’ve definitely hooked up.” Even Jennie Garth mentioned that Stewart was dating one of the two guys in the movie.

Kristen Stewart better be ready for death threats and violence. 13-year-olds don’t take kindly to real people dating their fantasy boyfriend. Sure, they’re weak by themselves and she’ll think she can take them, but combined with the strength of twenty other 13-year-olds, they’re a formidable bunch. Trust me. It’s near impossible to chloroform and stuff all of them into your van.

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