Sad news. My girlfriend has been stepping out on me and I had to learn about it through pictures and The Daily Mail. Sigh, it’s always heartbreaking to see another man nuzzling his face into your girlfriend’s breasts. That’s where I used to put mine! To make matters worse, Kelly Brook said this about how she keeps her new 21-year-old lover close: “I keep him interested by giving him really good sex.” I couldn’t even get through that without choking up a little and getting a slight erection.
But I still believe we can work through this. I can change. Not into a semi-truck like Optimus Prime, but my character or whatever. Tell me what you want, Kelly. Is it a threesome? Because I can get one of my model friends to come over… oh, you mean a threesome with a dude? Does it have to be a dude? Can’t it just be a girl with a dude’s name? Will that work?
Looks like the guy up top is just as excited as I am about Kelly rubbing herself down.
HEY! WOT THE?? She said I was the ONLY guy that ever got to do THAT with her!!!I just don’t know WHO to trust and believe anymore!
Well, KELLY….Are U ready for THIS one??? ALL those orgasms…remember??? WELL, umm…I FAKED THEM….YEAH, THAT’S IT, I FAKED EVERY ONE OF THEM…SO THERE!!!!
WELL,I’M GOING ON WITH MY LIFE…AND IT WON”T INCLUDE U!!! WHY DON”T YOU JUST PUT AN EGG IN TOUR SHOE AND BEAT-IT!!!!
I dont want you anymore Allen you have a small dick and you…well were never really good at pleasing me