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This hurts

Sad news. My girlfriend has been stepping out on me and I had to learn about it through pictures and The Daily Mail. Sigh, it’s always heartbreaking to see another man nuzzling his face into your girlfriend’s breasts. That’s where I used to put mine! To make matters worse, Kelly Brook said this about how she keeps her new 21-year-old lover close: “I keep him interested by giving him really good sex.” I couldn’t even get through that without choking up a little and getting a slight erection.

But I still believe we can work through this. I can change. Not into a semi-truck like Optimus Prime, but my character or whatever. Tell me what you want, Kelly. Is it a threesome? Because I can get one of my model friends to come over… oh, you mean a threesome with a dude? Does it have to be a dude? Can’t it just be a girl with a dude’s name? Will that work?

Looks like the guy up top is just as excited as I am about Kelly rubbing herself down.

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Allen
Allen
13 years ago

HEY! WOT THE?? She said I was the ONLY guy that ever got to do THAT with her!!!I just don’t know WHO to trust and believe anymore!

Allen
Allen
13 years ago

Well, KELLY….Are U ready for THIS one??? ALL those orgasms…remember??? WELL, umm…I FAKED THEM….YEAH, THAT’S IT, I FAKED EVERY ONE OF THEM…SO THERE!!!!

Allen
Allen
13 years ago

WELL,I’M GOING ON WITH MY LIFE…AND IT WON”T INCLUDE U!!! WHY DON”T YOU JUST PUT AN EGG IN TOUR SHOE AND BEAT-IT!!!!

Kelly
Kelly
13 years ago

I dont want you anymore Allen you have a small dick and you…well were never really good at pleasing me

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