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What the hell is this?

Shakira released a video for her single “She Wolf” and it is absolutely the most amazing thing ever. If the Three Wolf Moon shirt ever needed a companion song, this would be it.

The video begins with her pulsating her body in someone’s rectum. This is what people fear they don’t find when they go in for a colonoscopy. Thankfully the sexiness moves outside of the glittery anus and into a club.

The dancing in this video can best be described as a really hot chick awkwardly trying to get your attention. You think that stuff only happens in cliched comedies, but here it is, happening in real life. It’s fascinating in the same way car accidents are fascinating.

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stop19
stop19
14 years ago

This video is awsome!

Shakira is a godess,…Britney eat your heart out!

Who wrote the blemish comment in this video needs a shrink asap!

chewy
chewy
14 years ago

did they use stop-motion video in this? or does she really suffer from muscle spasms? i would love to see shakira pour me orange juice while flailing around like this. “hey hey..juice goes IN the cup!”

buchiboo
buchiboo
14 years ago

this video her outfit,her moves…strangely reminds me of Beyonce!!!!Shakira used to be soo coll, before she went on US market