Breaking news: Shiloh lost a tooth

Both Shiloh and Pax Jolie-Pitt lost their front tooth. Amazing, I know. I know because these kids and I lead the exact same life. We traipse around the world on a whim and spend an infinite amount of our parents’ money on whatever we please. Of course, most of my traveling and traipsing is done in my parents’ basement. Sometimes, if I’m well-behaved, my mom will give me an allowance. Yep, I’m living my life to it’s fullest potential just like the Jolie-Pitts.

Us Magazine shows the siblings shopping at Toys ‘R Us in Toulon, France along with Angelina and Zahara.  Upon hearing this news, Jennifer Aniston was found rocking back and forth on a cold, hard floor chanting Brad’s name while dressed as the tooth fairy.