• Some idiot got plastic surgery to impress Simon Cowell. [Popeater]
  • Asia Argento is in a bikini. [The Superficial]
  • Ellen Page is also in that movie no one knows anything about. [Lainey]
  • Holly Montag’s rack doesn’t match up to her sister’s. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Lindsay Lohan needs to look good for a funeral. [Popsugar]
  • We’re finally starting to see KO’s in college football. Someone is reading my letters. [Asylum]
  • Mel. B is drunk, of course. [Celebslam]
  • You have forced Kaney’s hand. [Dlisted]
  • Joe Francis takes the high road. Says Brody Jenner has a small penis. [Celebitchy]
  • Marisa Miller lingerie never disappoints. [Popoholic]
  • Jessica Lowndes listens. [MoeJackson]
  • LeAnne Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s exes are plotting something. I can sense it. [ASL]
  • Drew Barrymore says roller derbies are intense. [INO]
  • Eva Mendes is tired. [Yeeeah]
  • Katherine McPhee goes blonde. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Common and McLovin’ remake Training Day. [Celebrity Odor]
  • Lady GaGa has a vagina. Maybe. [WIMB]
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