Lamar Odom has made some bold promises for his bachelor party at Les Deux this Thursday. The private party promises drinks, a dj, stripper poles, midgets and tons of candy. If you have to enter through a set of pearly gates, it’d be like heaven. The only downside is Satan’s minions, Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, are hosting.
The only way this party could get any better is if you put Joe Francis in a piñata and let everyone hit it with a real bat. Also if the strippers would do some sort of synchronized pole dance using the same pole, that’d be pretty cool. You could probably fit three of them on one. It’d be a triple decker of awesomeness.
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