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Former Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole splashed around Miami beach on Sunday sans Brody Jenner. I never noticed, but she has “respect” tattooed over her vagina. Coincidentally, I have the same thing tattooed across my penis. On a related note, I’m curious as to what Jayde does when her date sees it for the first time, laughs and asks if it’s supposed to be ironic. I myself curl up into a ball and start weeping.