Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.
I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.
My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.
I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.
I want to know what the Skittles Rainbow euphemism means. Do you think… no, it couldn’t be. That’d be… Is he talking about snowballing? Oh. Gross.
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