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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are done

Justin Timberlake and his boyfriend, Jessica Biel, have split. A mutual friend either lacking loyalty or feeling the pinch of the poor economy (or both) revealed to Us Weekly “it’s over” and has been for about a month. Us Weekly reports Justin manned up and ended their three-year relationship by phone.

While most would find Justin’s breakup method as disgraceful, I see his bravery shining through. I respect Justin for considering his safety and the effects of Jessica’s roid rage when he opted for the phone breakup. It takes a real man to realize and accept that his girlfriend could break his neck by simply flexing her triceps from 10-feet away.

Us Weekly’s source also mentions that Jessica is in “severe denial and won’t accept” their parting of ways. Hmmm… Justin involved in a three-year relationship with a hard-bodied woman that can’t accept their messy breakup. If memory serves me, Jessica is well on her way to Starbucks, Cheetos, and Red Bull binges while Justin will move onto the next available man-sized female celebrity. Mark my words.

Ed. note: That photo of Jessica Biel leading Justin Timberlake was taken last night of them after dinner. So, uh, psyche?

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chewy
chewy
10 years ago

Jessica’s gonna pound him into the sand like Moe from Calvin and Hobbes. Truth be told, Justin was a step up for her.

senia
senia
10 years ago
Reply to  chewy

i think they should make up again

senia
senia
10 years ago
Reply to  senia

why they broke up?

KAREN
KAREN
10 years ago

There werew rumors about that Justin was dating Rihanna!!
Maybe they are true!

Tee Maresca
Tee Maresca
10 years ago

Who cares, he should man up and tell the public the truth. Are you gay, bi -sexual, anti -sexual modern – sexual, a-sexual, or what sexuality? You can fool some people sometimes, but you can’t fool all the people, all the time. Take a lesson from your leaders and your role models which one,you may ask? Go figure?

Tee Maresca

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