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Kanye West and his bottle of Henny are sorry

When Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV VMAs yesterday he may have been a little under the influence of the devil’s nectar. Before the show even started, he was swigging from a bottle of Hennessy. Still, Kanye wants people to know he’s sorry so he took to his blog last night, made sure his caps lock was engaged and typed:

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Kanye can really relate to the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers. He’s also a cheerleader and in the bleachers. Does that make sense? What he’s trying to say is he may have only known you for a short time, but you’re like a brother to him. Hey, why are you taking his keys away?

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Ken B
Ken B
14 years ago

kanye did the only thing he can do well, he once again forced his ‘opinions’ on the world at large. when voting is involved its imperative that the individual accept the majority, agreed to or not. it was not the kanye decides whos is bitchen this year awards it was the vma awards. kanye summed up his own self righteousness when he said, ‘i’m a LET you finish’, it was not his to ‘LET’ anyone finish as he should not have been up there in the first place. Beyonce’s video is basically the same stuff shes done many times, why… Read more »

CHEWY
CHEWY
14 years ago

He needs to get his caps lock key fixed.