Taylor Swift won Best Female Music Video at the MTV Video Music Awards, but leave it up to that whiny bitch Kanye to rush on stage, steal the mic from Taylor and tell everyone how Beyonce’s video should have won instead. Tactless, but he speaks the truth because clearly Kanye’s opinion is the only one that matters.
I think the proper response when an egotistical maniac interferes with your acceptance speech is to give him a swift kick in the nuts mid-sentence. The best part about that is you’ll get to read your list of thank yous to the backdrop of Kanye writhing around on the floor in pain. Awards shows should put that information in a pamphlet from now on.
Luckily for Taylor, Mother Teresa Beyonce made everything right when she won Video of the Year, handing the mic off to her to finish what she was saying before I Am Mother Fucking Kanye West interrupted her.
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