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Kanye West is a douchebag

Taylor Swift won Best Female Music Video at the MTV Video Music Awards, but leave it up to that whiny bitch Kanye to rush on stage, steal the mic from Taylor and tell everyone how Beyonce’s video should have won instead. Tactless, but he speaks the truth because clearly Kanye’s opinion is the only one that matters.

I think the proper response when an egotistical maniac interferes with your acceptance speech is to give him a swift kick in the nuts mid-sentence. The best part about that is you’ll get to read your list of thank yous to the backdrop of Kanye writhing around on the floor in pain. Awards shows should put that information in a pamphlet from now on.

Luckily for Taylor, Mother Teresa Beyonce made everything right when she won Video of the Year, handing the mic off to her to finish what she was saying before I Am Mother Fucking Kanye West interrupted her.

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someone
someone
10 years ago

He should be banned from all awards shows..he cant hold his boose, theres a pic of him and his bald girlfriend at the show and he has a bottle in his hand. Poor Taylor, he took away her moment, thank goodness for Beyonce, who showed a lot of class by letting Taylor finish her acceptance speach..I also don’t believe Kaynes apology was sincere.

KB
KB
10 years ago
Reply to  someone

WHATEVER!!!!!!!! Let it GO!!! Damn you people are dumb.

god ;P
god ;P
10 years ago
Reply to  KB

okay douchebag, are you a kanye jr? let it go? are you fucking kidding me? most people have been waiting for him to show his rainbow of shit personality and are writhing with laughter thinking about what a complete utter asshole he is… and now everyone knows it. how about YOU start thinking about your morals and priorities. what if you were taylor? unlike you, the rest of the world has compassion, and its cool to see that the world still has some beauty in that sense. so basically you’re one of the dumb fucks who mess it up (the… Read more »

ak
ak
10 years ago

That first frame in the video there, where Kanye has his back turned–that was Taylor’s chance to whack him over the head with the award. Too bad she was being all classy and whatever and didn’t do it.

Kanyeisadouchebag
Kanyeisadouchebag
10 years ago

I GOOGLED “Kanye West is a douchebag” and am dying laughing on how many people share my opinion of this talenless a-hole who’s 15 minutes of fame should have been over long ago.

Kanye West is a racist as well!

kanyewestisadouchebag
kanyewestisadouchebag
10 years ago

His mom needs to slap him. LOL!!!!

DJK
DJK
10 years ago

Ya know….fugg MTV, too…who should have used the big hook to gaff that guy off the stage and let that poor young lady get her minute to speak!

MTV AND Kanye are both douchebags

suggesting
suggesting
10 years ago

Everyone do a search on google for “douchebag Kanye west” it’ll populate the search suggestion bar and suggest Kanye as the #1 douchebag.

ShastyMcNasty
ShastyMcNasty
10 years ago

Remember when Kanye West said George Bush hates black people…Well is becoming more apparent that Kanye West doesnt like white people… KANYE IS A DOUCHEBAG…Ever since he portrayed himself Jesus Christ on the cross he has become more and more of a piece of garbage. Maybe ill portray his dead mother on the cover of a high profile magazine. Regardless of religious views, he is very disrespectful. BOYCOTT KANYE WEST!!!

moe
moe
10 years ago

Kanye west by far the most racist and low life. and yeap douchbag

liu
liu
10 years ago

what i want to know is how they let Kanye get on the stage and interupt her in the first place, if it was a regular fan, a nobody, they wouldve tackled them down on stage, but kanye can do whatever the fuck he wants apparently, fuck Mtv, i wouldnt be suprised if they wanted that to happen just to get more rattings and humiliate poor taylor, kanyes a cunt and mtv is a cunt too for allowing him to get that far in the first place!

jared
jared
10 years ago

Kanye…your mom is dead.

That was harsh, I know.

Anthony
Anthony
10 years ago

He is a no talent Ass-Clown! I agree MTV is to blame too.

Tee
Tee
10 years ago

Yup he is a fucking douchebag piece o shit. That cheesy talentLESS mofo should be blackballed and never work in the industry again. Apparently that mother of his didn’t teach him any manners. Fuck you Kuntye!!

Boom
Boom
10 years ago

I’d try to be original and call Kanye something other than “douchebag,” but him and that word just go hand-in-hand so well. That, and he’s a “gay-fish.”

Kevin
Kevin
10 years ago

Way to go Kanye. Word for the day clownpenis!

Quinn
Quinn
10 years ago

If his mom was alive I hardly thing she would be impressed. What a F*#@ing ass hat. That’s pretty “Gangster” to pick on a teenage girl. I was never really a fan of his but now I am emphatically ANTI.

DJShifty
DJShifty
10 years ago

Everytime I hear this guy’s name, it is always something bad…. Why does anyone even consider him relevant anymore? Someone needs to unplug the life support on this loser’s career. What a truly pathetic human being.

Seriously?
Seriously?
10 years ago

I did a Google search of “Kanye West is a douchebag” and this is what came up. He should be banned from life, but instead the cards were mixed up and his mother was taken instead. Shame.

Matt
Matt
10 years ago

Kanye West=Douchebag, plain and simple. Seriously man, WTF?

Mary
Mary
10 years ago

West is a waste of skin. And BTY – for all those out there buying into the rumor that somehow this was some kind of MTV gag bit set up with Taylor Swift’s knowledge and even agreement – get f___ing real. Please. West is a mental lightweight with heavily racist leanings and an ego the size of Alaska who is a poor sport and an egomaniac. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah – did I mention racist? He’s done this before – a LOT. He deserves NO support. He’s a boor, a cretin, an idiot – and in this case,… Read more »

DJ Tbone
DJ Tbone
10 years ago

Hey Jay-Z, when are you going to wake up and drop this no talent douche. I mean seriously. Kanye’s ‘self-proclaimed genius’ wore off after we all realized he’s what someone earlier called a ‘no talent ass clown’. I just want to get this off my chest, Kanye is a certified douche bag that needs a good old fashion bully beat down.

Amy
Amy
10 years ago

Other than obviously agreeing the this idiot is a douche.. why was he allowed on stage? I don’t care who he is, if he’s not presenting or receiving – why is he there? Remove him from the area.. ask him to sit his ass down in his little chair and hand him another drink. If that doesn’t work, pick him up and put him outside like the family cat. Then lock the door, and out there he can meow all he wants. I have long refused to listen to any *music* this asshole creates, and I will be encouraging everyone… Read more »

Sir Dave
Sir Dave
10 years ago

All I have to say about Kanye West is GAY FISH….Southpark had him down. Shame the douchebag didnt learn his lesson then….

For those that didn’t see the episode:

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/220762

Kayne West
Kayne West
10 years ago

Ok, I admit it…I am a Douche Bag.

But come on, I do look good in those shades. And if you see my interview on Leno, I am an inarticulate asshole as well..sniff…sniff…momma…dey hate me…sniff…

KB
KB
10 years ago
Reply to  Kayne West

How about you spell his name right before you post something “Kayne”

KB
KB
10 years ago

Kanye Is A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haters. ;)

human being
human being
10 years ago

i f*@#ing cant believe this asshole! the president is right, he is a jackass!! boycott this douchebag!!!

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