Kelly Brook was at the GQ Men of the Year 2009 Awards in London the other night and she looked absolutely amazing (read: big breasts). The awards show, if you didn’t already know, was held in my honor to celebrate my many manly accomplishments including, but not limited to, having abs of steel, chopping down trees with my bare hands, wrestling bears and sleeping with every Victoria’s Secret model. It was nice of Kelly to come and show her support.
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