I wish when I was 15 I had a sister like Lindsay Lohan who’d buy me cigarettes and take me to bars to get drunk and party. I’d probably have grown up to be more successful than I am now and I wouldn’t even have a coke habit to go along with my fame and fortune. Well-adjusted. That’s how they’d describe me if I had a big sister like Lindsay to look up to.
The sisters Lohan hit up L.A.’s Crown Bar Sept. 4, and according to one person who was there, Lindsay wasn’t keeping close tabs on Ali. “Lindsay didn’t coddle her or anything,” a guest told Life & Style magazine. “They partied until after 1 a.m., and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there.”
The magazine reports that the next night, Lindsay took her to another club. “They walked into Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel around midnight,” according to a witness who spoke to L&S. “Both of them were smoking like chimneys and dancing around.” [MSNBC]
I also wish that they had 15 and up clubs where I grew up. Wherever Lindsay and Ali are, it seems like a magical place with Elysian fields and bars with loose definitions of too young. Their world probably has unicorns too. Granted, it does help that people go up to Ali Lohan and compliment her on the fact that she still looks so good after having two kids.
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