Lindsay Lohan really wants a job

Lindsay Lohan put on vampire fangs and made a desperate cry last week for the producers of True Blood, an HBO show that’s even trumped some shows on network tv in ratings, to stunt cast her. She posted on TwitPic, “my dream ….. true blood is AMAZING.”

No one is going to hire this crazy bitch. Any vampire biting into her neck would be coked out for days. Plus, you know Lindsay only wants on the show to bang Alexander Skarsgård. Except, he’s hooking-up with Evan Rachel Woods so she’ll need to take care of that problem. Preferably in a tub of Jell-O.

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Dating Misanthrope
14 years ago

hmmmmm, I think it would take the show on a delightful new path. The vampire that “makes” her would have to come back every hour for another bite or end up in Betty Ford. She could be the mother of a new breed of Crack Vamps…it could work!