Megan Fox previously lit the fire to char the bridge between her and Transformers director, Michael Bay. Now, she’s taking in the smoldering view of destruction after detonating piles upon piles of dynamite strategically and hatefully placed across said bridge. She may even be thinking of taking a shit on top of all of the rubble for good measure.
When asked what were her favorite and least favorite things about working with Michael Bay, she shared with Wonderland Magazine,
“God, I really wish I could go loose on this one. He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant.”
Way to not go loose, Megan. Perhaps on our next date you can not go loose on top of my naked body. I’d tell you to not mind the third nipple, but who are you to judge, toe thumbs?
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