Monster Kardashian is cashing in

OK! has spent a reported $300,000 on exclusive pictures of Khloe Kardashian’s wedding to Lamar Odom. $250,000 for the exclusive magazine deal and $50,000 to keep other paparazzi shots of the event off the net.

“There were so many helicopters overhead, you couldn’t hear the vows. The Kardashian family had assured OK! the ceremony would be at a se cluded location, but in the end it was a circus.” E! footed the bill for the whole affair and insisted it be held immediately so it could be featured in the season premiere episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” in December. A spokesman for OK! said, “Our exclusive will run as planned.”

$300,000 for Bigfoot marrying a Laker? I fail to see the value in that. They could sell more issues with a dog wearing a sombrero and shaking maracas on the cover. Who cares about Khloe Kardashian. She’s the Kardashian no one wants to know about. The only reason people care about her is because they think that if they get close to her, they’ll be able to touch Kim’s ass.