I despise the new trend of people wearing sunglasses that serve no practical purpose like Kanye’s venetian blind sunglasses or Rihanna’s, uh, I don’t even know what to call this. Acoustic sound proofing? It looks like she cut up a studded leather belt and glued the pieces onto a pair of glasses. She can’t even see out of those things. Some old dude that looks like Columbo has to guide her through the street.
In fact, she almost looks like Stevie Wonder. If she started moving her head in circles, it’d be like she was mocking him. I’m pretty sure at one point during the night she mistook a statue for a fan and signed its leg.
And what’s with those spiked earrings and bracelet. It’s like she’s auditioning to be one of the Road Warriors.
Ja Rule’s $12,000 Ticket Music Festival Ends in ‘Lord of the Flies’ Nightmare With Kidnapping and Mugging Rumors
Obama’s First Joke About Trump Was Perfect
Rita Ora’s Gonna Regret This Outfit One Day
It’s Kylie Jenner’s Soulless Dead Eyes…And Her Sexy Midriff!
Kendall Jenner Gets Camera Shy Which Is Really Ironic
R. Kelly Sued for Nailing Sheriff Deputy’s Wife and Giving Her Chlamydia
The Rest of the Web, Thursday, 4.27.17
‘The Simpsons’ Fails to Bring Comedy to Donald Trump’s First 100 Days
Robert De Niro Is the New Snapchat King
Nordstrom Is Selling Dirty Jeans for an Insane Price
Johnny Depp Dressed as Jack Sparrow, Forced to Entertain Pirates of the Caribbean Riders
Brad Pitt Calls David Fincher to Direct ‘World War Z’ Sequel and Save His Career