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Yea, yea, I know. Easy title. Last night on So You Think You Can Dance one of the contestants was so happy she made it through to Las Vegas that she crumpled to the floor and spread her legs, forgetting she wasn’t wearing panties and accidentally flashing her vagina. Yikes! Those Christian watchdog groups aren’t going to be too happy about this. They’ll probably analyze this frame by frame and insist they’re just doing their job. I can hear them clacking away on their holier-than-thou (Apple) keyboards already.
Executive producer Nigel Lythgoe said, “None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way.”
A wise man once told me you never want your genitals to be more famous than you as you’ll never earn respect that way. I told him, “My what? Get away from me, pervert.” Then I screamed “rape” real loud.
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