Suri Cruise was spotted Monday rocking a pair of stylish high heel shoes while shopping in Boston. It would have been the picture of perfection had her haggard, brain-washed mother not joined her for the festivities. And by perfection, I’m referring to the perfect example Suri is setting for young strippers in the making across the world. Suri paired her fancy kicks with a three-tiered ruffle skirt and pink shirt. Congratulations, three-year-old, you’re well on your way to being the woman your father always wished he could be.
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