Megan Fox spoke with MTV and said she’ll never, ever, ever make a sex tape and won’t do nude scenes. Ever. I’m going to cry.
“It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
“I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet.”
I’ll just have to make due with these. Trust me. I’ve masturbated to much less. Side note: Barbie dolls with Megan Fox’s picture pasted over their face can be really sexy. Hubba hubba.
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