Ellen Pompeo gave birth to a girl: Ellen Pompeo and husband Chris Ivery welcomed a baby girl on Tuesday, September 15. They named her Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery. It’s like they heard some kid with tourettes yell that at them one time and they just stuck with it.
Jude Law is a father again: Jude Law became a father for the fourth time on Tuesday after his Sherlock Holmes fling, Samantha Burke, gave birth to a baby girl. Burke will presumably call her Sophia. Jude won’t call her at all because he doesn’t give a shit.
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