• Donald Trump fixes the Miss Universe Pageant because he says the girls he thinks is pretty never make it through. Absolute power corrupts absolutely awesomely. If I were Donald, I’d be holding private interviews with them. On my bed. [Popeater]
  • Lindsay Lohan is considering doing Playboy because she’s so god damn poor. [The Superficial]
  • AnnaLynne McCord wants fame and she’ll show bra to do it. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Why is Ashton Kutcher flirting with my girlfriend and when did my girlfriend dye her hair blonde? Why am I always the last to know? [Lainey]
  • OK! wants you to buy their magazine. Claims Robert and Kristin are going to be engaged. [PopSugar]
  • Not only can you do this to hookers in bedrooms, you can also do this to defendants in court rooms. [Asylum]
  • Mila Kunis tried to seduce me through Conan. Believe it. [Popoholic]
  • The Duggar family vajayjay can’t be stopped, can’t be contained. [CollegeCandy]
  • Jenny McCarthy wants to be like Jon Stewart, but with boobs. [Celebitchy]
  • Lindsay Lohan is back with the side boob. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Pink’s property is filled with WASPs. The insects, not White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. [INO]
  • Olivia Wilde is looking pretty good. [ASL]
  • Kimberly Walsh has a new modeling campaign. [Holy Moly]
  • Lily Allen is delightfully neurotic. [WIMB]
  • Tyra Banks isn’t the pits. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Jennifer Aniston might have fake, injected boobs. [Yeeeah]
  • Heidi Klum to show her clams in book form. [CNW]
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