Apparently everything happens when I’m without internet. Although, in this case, I’m not sure if it’s a blessing or a curse. What I guess I’m trying to say is, Amy Winehouse wandered around drunk last night and her fake breasts popped out of her top. Ugh. What the hell is this? Is it safe to stare like this? It feels like I should be reaching for the eye bleach. Can your penis invert itself? Because I think that just happened.