There was this big thing yesterday where everybody was wondering about those blotches on Blake Lively’s chest which seem to have come from the same foundation she used on her face. The consensus was she was hiding some blemishes on her chest. Possibly acne. But really. Who cares? Blake Lively is hot. She could have a life-like tattoo of someone else’s penis on her chest and I’d still do her. As long as her tits were intact, I’d be cool with it. A hand could come out of her chest and punch me in the face with brass knuckles and I’d just tell her not to worry and that we’d figure this out.

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