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David Letterman is efficient

The New York Post reports David Letterman used to go on vacations with his wife, his son, and his lover at the same time. Apparently, his wife believed Stephanie Birkitt was a co-worker, friend type that must’ve been on their expensive vacation to St Barts to assist with the Late Show.

“Letterman’s wife, Regina Lasko, had no clue the comic was having an affair with his pretty, much younger assistant Stephanie Birkitt — a $200,000-a-year employee — when she was tagging along on the cozy, romantic trips, sources said.”

What a time and money saver. Instead of having two separate vacations, you can parade around your younger, hotter girlfriend while your older, miserable wife is none the wiser. Also, you and said girlfriend get to have the thrilling my-wife-doesn’t-have-a-clue sex and ninja your genitals around together while trying to not get caught. I’d have a vacation like that myself except I don’t have a family to abandon. In fact, I don’t have much, really. Just this laptop and seven strands of Rachel Weisz’s hair I got on eBay. But believe me, when I get a family, it’s straight to the Caribbean for us where operation abandonment will begin. You’ll see.

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badmfer
badmfer
10 years ago

That a boy Dave! My Hero!

Dalton Russell
Dalton Russell
10 years ago

Blog hog, Jessica Cook, is a dyke. I am happy.

W/r/t Dave Letterballs and his efficiency. I think it’s fucking rad! I hope to undertake such mendacity in my later years. Either his wife is an ignoramus or she simply didn’t give a f**k. Either way. Win-win, right?

Fred
Fred
10 years ago

David is the next Hugh Hefner! Sweet!

Men are MEANT to have multiple women in their lives, it’s only natural!

Brooke
Brooke
10 years ago

Whoa, what? He had the affair while he was married? Or at least after he had a kid? Okay… that’s not cool.

Jennifer
Jennifer
10 years ago

@ Fred:

Just as women are meant to have multiple men in theirs.

lol
lol
10 years ago

big talkers like “Fred” usually have no women in their life

kelly x.
kelly x.
10 years ago

Way to go, David!!! You make so many millions of people laugh w/ your excellent sense of humor all year. Why shouldn’t you also have a good time?

Theresa Busby
Theresa Busby
10 years ago

tell me I am a very young 70 years,Why Do men forever think their wives have has an affair with every Tom Dick and Harry.I have kept myself,very attravite,So on and so forth,and Now he comes up with this stuff,I wish I had done.HA! HA! now of course it is to late..For. Me. AS I still love hIm,but I have been totally TRUE to him and here we go almost no SEX,NOW aND IT SOUNDS LIKE I MISSED A LOT OF FUN…WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE./////???????????? I HAVE HAD A VERY GOOD CLEAN LIFE …AND HAVING BEEN A NURSE… Read more »

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