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Doutzen Kroes is in lingerie

Here’s my former lover Doutzen Kroes modeling lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. We broke up because she couldn’t understand why I had to sleep with the other VS models. She wanted me all to herself. I explained to her that I don’t like to be tied down and that it’s not her, it’s me and my insatiable desire to please women. Call me ladies.

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