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Elizabeth Taylor is going into surgery

Elizabeth Taylor updated her Twitter informing everyone she has to go in for a very new type of surgery to try and fix her heart. If you have any spare prayers lying around, she’d appreciate them. If not, then you can go to hell.

“Dear Friends, I would like to let you know before it gets in the papers that I am going into the hospital to have a procedure on my heart. It’s very new and involves repairing my leaky valve using a clip device, without open heart surgery, so that my heart will function better. Any prayers you happen to have lying around I would dearly appreciate. I’ll let you know when it’s all over. Love you, Elizabeth.”

I can relate. One time I had to fix a leaky valve in my heart by using a clip device too. Wait, no. Not heart. I meant car. Nevermind. I guess I can’t relate after all.

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holy shit! she can text..too bad not in abrevs.

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