Gerard Butler was seen with Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves at Soho House on Tuesday. Looks like they’re either hooking up or Jessica is trying to explain the theory of relativity to Gerard. See, Jessica has this theory about her relatives…
“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours,” a spy told Page Six. “They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
Ken Paves is the proverbial third wheel. He’s like the bathroom attendant you try to ignore but can’t. The only thing you can do is tolerate him and awkwardly mumble something to before leaving without tipping.
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