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Jessica Simpson responded to the FOX NFL Sunday and Burger King tag team of poorly executed jokes on her weight. Or, perhaps, she responded to the many times I’ve made fun of her weight. It’s hard to tell as she isn’t specific, but I know my words cut deep. They’re just jokes, Jessica. Jokes inspired your big, bloated, fatty appearance.
Jessica twittered, “I will never understand why people attack for a laugh. Own your beauty and don’t listen to the judgment.” FOX and Burger King have since released a statement to apologize. It read, “Our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended.”
Is there anyone that didn’t see this coming? I knew this was going to happen because Jesus came to me and told me it would. Jesus is my neighbor’s gardener. He’s so well versed in pop culture. Hard worker, too.
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