Joe Jackson is compassionate

In an interview airing Thursday night, Joe Jackson, speaking to Extra about his son Michael, said, “He’s worth more dead than when he was alive.” He quickly added, “I’d rather have him alive. When he was living, they didn’t show this.”

What a caring father. The first thing that comes out of his mouth is how much more money he can make off his son now that he’s dead. He should write a parenting book. Chapter 1 will be: Evading child labor laws $$$. The last chapter will be: Profit after death $$$$ with four dollar signs instead of three to show how much more money you’ll be making.