John Mayer will sodomize you

If you think John Mayer is a gigantic douchebag, then, hey, you’re pretty perceptive. NY Mag interviewed John about politics, health care and his new album. It ended with Mayer threatening to forcefully sodomize the interviewer’s editor. Some lowlights.

On Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize:

I don’t think it’s a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.
Who? If you don’t know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you’re beautiful, but shut your fucking mouth.

On health care:

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music? I almost got a mad need to lighten up. You need to lighten up, because the questions you asked me were all troublemaking questions. If someone gave me the Nobel Peace Prize, and I didn’t deserve it, I would just shut my mouth and enjoy the hell out of it.

On his inability to grow a beard:

You can’t grow a beard?
It’s a pituitary thing. I know you’re not that much of a moron.

On sodomizing the editor (while discussing his new album which consists of songs about heartbreak. again):

You don’t always have to rhyme, though.
I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor.

Being sodomized by John Mayer. I would count that as a low point in anyone’s life. It’s right up there with listening to John Mayer’s music and hand feeding Kevin Federline. I’d rather a video of me being sodomized by the ivory tusk of a full grown elephant be put on YouTube before suffering that humiliation.

Up top is John Mayer walking around with his supposed $800 haircut.

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