Justin Timberlake’s grandma sells him out
It’s still not clear whether Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have split or not and their Facebook status probably hasn’t changed in a while, but people love to speculate. Making a strong case for them breaking up is the fact Justin was seen leaving Crown Bar with a mystery woman over the weekend. In addition, Timberlake’s grandma says it’s true and you should take that as fact because old people are incapable of lying. They’re so elderly! Mrs. Timberlake explains Jessica wanted to marry, but Justin wasn’t ready to settle down and that was that.
She confirms: ‘Jessica was keen to marry, but Justin isn’t ready.
‘He’s busy writing new material and he works hard to be successful – he’s really focused on that.’
She added: ‘As far as we’re concerned, he’s always been single.
‘The girlfriends come and go, but we believe nothing has ever been serious.’
‘Justin does his own thing and he isn’t ready to marry just yet.’
I assume that if they are broken up, it wasn’t a bad break up since I haven’t seen Justin with a black eye and fractured ribs or heard him cry to the media that Jessica only gets like this when he makes her angry and that it’s his fault, really.
Meanwhile, while people speculate, Biel is filming The A-Team.
The moral is don’t date a guy longer than a year if you want to marry him; his interest has usually piqued by then and is beginning to wane. Justin dates women as long as they’ll hang around, but he never marries them. Like George Clooney, he’s happy being single and very popular. This forces women to remain in dating behavior. Except for not having children, they’re really having it all!