Things I’ve learned from the Spike Jonze directed Kanye West short-film titled We Were Once A Fairytale which Kanye posted on his website and then pulled.
- Kanye enjoys listening to his own music.
- This “Ivan” fellow is very condescending.
- White people mistake Kanye for Lil’ Wayne.
- If you’re a chick, don’t let Kanye dance with you. He’ll just end up weeping on your shoulder.
- On any given night, a stranger will go up to Kanye, whisper “it’s okay” into his ear and have sex with him.
- Kanye will pass out on you after he finishes.
- Kanye vomits blood in the form of confetti.
- A cute little furball of a demon lives inside of his stomach.