Khloe Kardashian will get nothing from her marriage with Lamar

Khloe Kardashian seemed to rush Lamar Odom into marriage after a month of dating. To sane people like Lamar that may seem a little suspicious and may lead one to believe Khloe isn’t marrying entirely out of love. Which is why the prenup he had drawn will give Khloe nothing if they divorce. Sounds reasonable. TMZ explains:

We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.

We’re told Lamar wants to make sure the money and other assets he brings into the marriage are solely his. Beyond that, we’re told Lamar ain’t giving Khloe half of his earnings going forward.

I wouldn’t give Khloe half of anything either. Especially if it’s food related. Have you ever tried feeding a hungry lion raw meat by hand? It’s sort of like that. Scary and totally unnecessary. It’s not like she worked for it either. You don’t see Khloe putting on a Lakers jersey and dunking her way to the finals. Because that would be silly. And unfair. To the other team.