Khloe will always be fat

Khloe Kardashian dreams of having kids with her pretend husband, Lamar Odom, but doesn’t want pregnancy weight to ruin that incredible body of hers. Incredible in a sense that she’s supposedly a lady, but is built like two genetically enhanced Austrian contestants from the World’s Strongest Man competition. Or, as Khloe would describe it, a house.

“Honestly, I just lost weight!” the E! reality star told us earlier today while she and sister Kim helped launch the Quick Trim diet line at a GNC in Los Angeles. “I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can’t be a house [after] I just lost weight.”

Fear not, Khloe comes to her senses and admits her being fat is her fate.

“Well, I am always fat no matter how much weight I lose.”

She may have added something about her being overweight as the perspective of the tabloids and bloggers, and that she has a “strong sense of self esteem” or something or other. It was hard to follow the details while admiring her massive build. That Khloe is a magnificent beast.

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14 years ago

She is not fat, she is NORMAL! You’re perpetuating the sick media myth that if a woman is bigger than a size 2, she’s “too big”. Shame on you.

14 years ago

wow im a size 0 and think that she looks great. She is very well proportioned when you facter in her height and curves. Whoever wrote this must be a jealous biatch with too much time on their hands. Get a life.