Khloe Kardashian dreams of having kids with her pretend husband, Lamar Odom, but doesn’t want pregnancy weight to ruin that incredible body of hers. Incredible in a sense that she’s supposedly a lady, but is built like two genetically enhanced Austrian contestants from the World’s Strongest Man competition. Or, as Khloe would describe it, a house.
“Honestly, I just lost weight!” the E! reality star told us earlier today while she and sister Kim helped launch the Quick Trim diet line at a GNC in Los Angeles. “I want to be a skinny pregnant person, like how my sister Kourtney looks so cute pregnant. I can’t be a house [after] I just lost weight.”
Fear not, Khloe comes to her senses and admits her being fat is her fate.
“Well, I am always fat no matter how much weight I lose.”
She may have added something about her being overweight as the perspective of the tabloids and bloggers, and that she has a “strong sense of self esteem” or something or other. It was hard to follow the details while admiring her massive build. That Khloe is a magnificent beast.