The list of famous people having their places of residence burglarized continues to grow. On Saturday, thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s Calabasas home and made off with $108,000 in jewelry. Police say their crime lab is working on it.

This is very, very shocking and scary news, people. Kourtney Kardashian had $108,000 in jewelry? How? From walking around looking pregnant? Doubtful. Maybe she has a business on the side. I’m not one to speculate, but I heard she kills babies and grinds their bones in an attempt to capture their youth and sells the powder to rich people like Madonna to snort.