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Kourtney Kardashian was robbed

The list of famous people having their places of residence burglarized continues to grow. On Saturday, thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s Calabasas home and made off with $108,000 in jewelry. Police say their crime lab is working on it.

This is very, very shocking and scary news, people. Kourtney Kardashian had $108,000 in jewelry? How? From walking around looking pregnant? Doubtful. Maybe she has a business on the side. I’m not one to speculate, but I heard she kills babies and grinds their bones in an attempt to capture their youth and sells the powder to rich people like Madonna to snort.