Leona Lewis’ attacker, Peter Kowalczyk, is an X Factor reject, which is the same show that made Leona a winner. If winner’s get punched in their faces by losers. Kowalczyk’s dad said his son auditioned for the X Factor, but it lead nowhere. On top of being an aspiring singer, Kowalczyk is also bat shit crazy. The Sun reports,
“The wannabe pop star’s mum Victoria lives with his dad Tomasz in a smart Brixton terrace. They confirmed their only child had a history of health problems, describing him as “very sick” and in need of full-time care.
He suffers from anaemia, which his parents said can affect his state of mind.”
Of course he suffers from the crazies. Only a mentally deranged man would want to damage the perfect face of an international pop star such as Leona Lewis. Speaking of, out of curiosity, I looked up the proper pronunciation of Kowalczyk and it came up as Chris Brown. How weird is that, right? Not very, because I made it up.
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