Levi Johnston will show his penis

We can all breathe a sigh of relief upon the confirmation that Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby’s daddy, Levi Johnston, will be doing full frontal for Playgirl in November. Or as Levi’s manager would describe it, “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.” I would’ve said full johnston, but I can’t expect everyone to be a word wizard, such as myself.

Sarah Palin will be happy to hear that Levi is praying to Allah to shoot his Playgirl spread on November 16th, which is the same day she will make her debut on Oprah. If Oprah has the balls to satisfy her “best friend”, Gayle King, then she should have the balls to dedicate the full interview on Palin’s thoughts on Levi being naked that very moment and what poses he may be striking. Meanwhile, Levi can think of Sarah Palin naked that very moment to keep his erection going. I’d like to think our world is equally giving that way.