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Levi Johnston will show his penis

We can all breathe a sigh of relief upon the confirmation that Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby’s daddy, Levi Johnston, will be doing full frontal for Playgirl in November. Or as Levi’s manager would describe it, “Everything’s gonna hang out. We’re talking full johnson.” I would’ve said full johnston, but I can’t expect everyone to be a word wizard, such as myself.

Sarah Palin will be happy to hear that Levi is praying to Allah to shoot his Playgirl spread on November 16th, which is the same day she will make her debut on Oprah. If Oprah has the balls to satisfy her “best friend”, Gayle King, then she should have the balls to dedicate the full interview on Palin’s thoughts on Levi being naked that very moment and what poses he may be striking. Meanwhile, Levi can think of Sarah Palin naked that very moment to keep his erection going. I’d like to think our world is equally giving that way.

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Dian Hanson
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Dian Hanson

Playgirl magazine ceased publication in 2008. Why is no one doing their research? There is a Playgirl website that features nude men masturbating for a gay audience. Is this where Levi is going to appear? Research, people, research!

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Who?

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patilee

This guy and Kathy Griffith make the perfect couple. Loser and Loser. The two of them should team up with Jon Gosslin and just LEAVE.

margret
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margret

SO INAPROPRIATE! CURSE YOU!

cyth45
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cyth45

I hope he shows his aching, veiny, rockhard erection. I want to do chin-ups on it!

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You go Levi!!

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