Miley Cyrus has quit twitter and in true Cyrus fashion, I think everyone owes the good Lord a short prayer of thanks. Or, if you don’t believe in, don’t care about, or hate Jesus, then write Miley’s boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, a letter of appreciation as he is also responsible for her sudden Twitter exit. According to E! News, her last tweet states,
“FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason.”
Good reason being he is controlling and overbearing and wants Miley all to himself. I took to the internets to find biblical words of inspiration for Miley to get out of this unhealthy relationship, but all I could find was, “Be patient and you will finally win, for a soft tongue can break hard bones. (Proverbs 28:13)”. I can only hope these words inspire Miley, as well as other girls, to be patient while using their soft tongue.
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