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No one likes Robert Pattinson

Even though girls get wet at the mere mention of Twilight and Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson still can’t find a date. That’s because girls want Edward, not Robert. He tells the Sydney Morning Herald.

“I just don’t take any of it seriously. It’s just a job and while it’s a job I love, girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can’t get a date.”

If I was Robert, I’d be walking around with vampire teeth and bejewling my bare skin to hook up with hot chicks. You want Edward Cullen? Here he is! There is no low I wouldn’t sink to. They want me to reenact the entire movie with them playing Bella? Fine. As long as it leads to anal. Speaking of which. In Pattinson’s next movie, he’ll be having hardcore gay sex.

“After Harry Potter I could have done a lot more teen movies,” he says.

Instead he starred as a young Salvador Dali who has a bromance with poet Federico Garcia Lorca in this year’s Little Ashes.

“I had to do all these hardcore gay sex scenes, when I haven’t even had a sex scene with a girl in a film yet,” he laughs.

“I’m lining up so many different films so it’ll be harder to just label me the vampire guy.”

I remember when I had to do that when I first started out in the “business”. What? He doesn’t actually have sex? Oh, uh, yea. Me neither.

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Alison
Alison
10 years ago

It shall take time i think

Evelyn
Evelyn
10 years ago

I will admit that at first it was his role as Edward that drew me to him but now, it’s Robert I adore. I think he’s beautiful and very talented. I can’t get enough of him.

xLove2rpatzzx
xLove2rpatzzx
10 years ago

Rob needs 2 understand tht the majority of girls scream 4 him not edward!! I Love robert, i think hes talented in everything he does, and is amazingly gorgeous!!! Most gorgeous person on this planet by far!!!!

Alyssa Bree
Alyssa Bree
10 years ago

He’s got the best personality. Good looks get your attention but actual substance retains it. He’s got the “IT” factor. He’s gorgeous, talented and humble.. you don’t find guys like that anymore especially famous ones.

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