ESC

Paris Hilton bought a pig

Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. In 12-16 weeks she’ll forget she ever bought it. In 20-24 weeks she’ll have bacon for breakfast.

Asked for comment about how her dog Tinkerbell will feel about this new addition, Paris gave a blank look and pointed to Princess Piglette’s picture and said, “Pig. Not dog. Pig.”

Subscribe
Notify of
guest
3 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
JD
JD
10 years ago

She finally found someone she has a lot in common with.

Mar
Mar
10 years ago

That’s cute. I love how she has such a huge heart for animals. Paris you have just moved up a notch in my book!

Crazyoverkiwis
Crazyoverkiwis
9 years ago
Reply to  Mar

all of her other pets have died……….

Latest
Load more