Paris Hilton is a surprise

Fame and excess. That pretty much describes the life of Paris Hilton. For example, on Saturday in her Beverly Hills mansion, she threw a birthday party for boyfriend Doug Reinhardt which included acts from Three 6 Mafia and Ya Boy and guests included Kristanna Lokena nd Hayden Panettiere. Home videos of Paris and Doug played on screens throughout the house and everyone partied until 3 a.m. inside the nightclub Paris constructed in her mansion. For my birthday, I turned the lights off while I sang Happy Birthday to myself in front of a cupcake with a single used candle.

Paris also surprised Doug by popping out of a cake in a hot pink costume and black diamond mask. Sounds dangerous as I’d imagine this would happen when people saw a diseased wonky-eyed socialite jumping out at them. Hopefully no one ate the cake either or else the CDC is going to have a busy week.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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