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Shauna Sand’s sex tape will be released

The sex tape to end all sex tapes will be delayed a week. The Shauna Sand sex tape was in legal limbo as Shauna denied having anything to do with it and sent a cease and desist, but Vivid Entertainment, the company releasing this monstrosity unto to the world, says Shauna signed a release.

Vivid brought in handwriting experts to prove Shauna’s signature was authentic. After a meeting between the two, Shauna basically said “whatever” and gave them permission to release the tape. She claimed a legal battle would be long and expensive. That translates to “they gave me a bigger cut of the profits.”

I don’t know why Vivid was so hellbent on releasing this. That’s like fighting for the right to release 2 Girls, 1 Cup. You might as well hand everyone railroad spikes and a hammer for their eyes.

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I just threw up a little in my mouth and peed my pants a little from the chuckle this gives me. How old is this old fart any way? 46-47. I know some parts are newer than others, but man. She looks OLD.

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I don’t know who this woman is, but from the looks of her, porn seems like an appropriate career choice.

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Vivid is releasing this? Why not the Discovery Channel? Or Animal Planet?? “Next on Animal Planet..When horses do it”

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