Taylor and Taylor

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner may be dating or hooking up or whatever phrase those young kids use these days. Swift was said to have sent her driver to pick up Lautner from LAX to join her for the Los Angeles Kings game last weekend. A source said:

“Taylor Swift was all dolled up and looked super pretty, she didn’t seem to mind the attention.

“Taylor Lautner, on the other hand, was hiding under a sweater.”

God. Taylor Lautner doesn’t have to be a woman about it. Banging Taylor Swift isn’t the most embarrassing thing in the world. Trust me. I’ve done it maybe 5 times and I never had to hide myself out of shame.