Taylor Swift had fun at Katy Perry’s party

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday with a rainbow Willy Wonka or whatever theme where everybody got to paint each others white clothes. That meant chicks couldn’t complain when you groped their breasts with your paint stained hands. I mean they could, but then you can just shoot them a dirty “what are you mad about, I’m just painting your shirt, this isn’t sexual you weirdo” look and they’ll get all embarrassed and let you continue. Granted, you need to find a way to hide your erection so you can seem serious when you say it.

Anyway, Taylor Swift was there, but check out that chick in front of her. Looks like someone had the same idea as me.