In a concentrated effort to get people to watch Heroes again, NBC decided that Hayden should experiment with lesbianism like every college co-ed does. They do, right? Hence, they released a teaser of Hayden making out with Madeline Zima. A little underwhelming because there’s no tongue and I wasn’t invited to the filming. I guess the Make A Wish Foundation found out I wasn’t dying or even a child. Although in my defense, I have the sniffles and I’m a kid at heart.
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